- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Are you a human?

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

Hi Jacob You cool

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

I grammer is gooder then yours.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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