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asian drivers.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the clock say? The time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all starts back in 1765. Sir clucks the 3rd, was the finest most brave chicken there was. No other chickens could even compare. Well you see Sir clucks, with all of his riches and wealth, was one of the most popular chickens of his time. Everyone knew of his vast fortunes. Unfortunately for sir clucks his fortune caused him great misfortunes. You see the dastardly Honey badger brothers heard of the Great Sir clucks and thought to themselves "Why does sir clucks get all the fame and fortune." With that being said the Three brothers came up with one of the most evil plans. They found sir clucks, walking through an alleyway in SHITBUTT city. They surrounded Sir clucks and beat him to the brink of death. They then threw a bag over his head and threw him in their windowless rape van. They then sped off in the night, taking sir clucks to their hideout out in the Dastardly Dry Desert. Not many days passed before the citizens of SHITBUTT city realized that their Most beloved Sir clucks had gone missing. Day,weeks months passed by, but to no avail. Finally, in the 4th month of sir clucks absence, the honey badger brothers sent mayor Monkeyman a ransom note explaining how they want 1 million in clean bills. Little did they know Sir clucks had been coming up with a plan of his own, as the days passed. Nightfall came and Sir clucks set his plan in motion. He had been working on getting his bindings loose and tonight was the night he would escape. "I don't feel so well" says sir clucks to one of the honey badger brothers that was on guard that night. "ehhh what seems to be the problem?" he opens sirclucks cage, not knowing he is a 7th level Black belt. BAM SMACK BONG and with that sir clucks moved quicker than a jack rabbit and ran out into the chill desert night. After hours of running and his feet bloody to the bone he came to a road. You know what happened next? He crossed that SHIT and lived happily ever after And that my amigos is the Factual true story of Sir clucks the 3rd.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

conrad profit

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Video Games

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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