- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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