Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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