Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Roses are red Violets are penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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