- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

your a towel.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

47

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What is cold? Winter

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

What did the clock say? The time.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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