Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Women's rights

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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rape that shit

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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what is big and white? the moon

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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