- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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