- Anti Joke

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

I have a crush on my dad.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Take my wife- to the store.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.