why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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You

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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