- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

The 19th Amendment

a black guy leaves prison

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Chicken

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Looks through the peephole.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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