- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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