What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Good boy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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hello

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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