- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Halo < COD

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's a small person? A midget

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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