knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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Nobody cares.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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what happens during a climax apples

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Smart Blondes

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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The Holocaust

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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