- Anti Joke

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital