- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

knock knock!! kanye west

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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