- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

MICHAEL

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Alex Eggbert

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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