What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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