- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What just hit my face? The floor

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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