Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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