What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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she wasn't 18

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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poop

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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