Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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So. The gays. ...

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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9/11

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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