Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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