How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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who is mark

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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