Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Doorbell salesman.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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24!

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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