Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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I'm gay.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Will you marry me?

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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WNBA

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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your mom

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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