Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Susie has Autism

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Joay impistato is a fig

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women's rights

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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