so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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