- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

my namew is jd

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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