- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Your time.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

women playing football?

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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