A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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I like to eat people

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Your mom.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Womens rights

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Reed is poopin

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