- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

I have no ideas.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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