A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

bum sex lol

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

black people

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

69, hahaha

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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