Womens rights

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alston wang

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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