What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Halo < COD

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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