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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.