What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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