- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

A woman comes at the doctor.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Cancer.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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