Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Toaster

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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Alt F4

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Iggy Azalea

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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You.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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