- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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