How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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