What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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women have rights

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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