What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Thanks

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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68 :)

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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