Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

no

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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