A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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BWAT

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Penis.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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