How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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no

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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