A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Where's my tractor?

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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