- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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