- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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