Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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