A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

Wade's the father

A Jew walks into a Furness

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

OBAMA

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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