My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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i'm not gay

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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