i'm not gay

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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This is not a joke.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Anti Joke

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