- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than 24................. 25

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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