A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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guess what chicken butt

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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