- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child with cancer grows up.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

A jew go out of a bar

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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