A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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guess what chicken butt

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Republicans

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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