- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Knock Knock Yes?

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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