hello

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Girls Basketball.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

thumb_up thumb_down -11

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

thumb_up thumb_down -11

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A snake walks into a bar

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops