- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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