A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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potatoes

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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AVB

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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