you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Canada

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Canida

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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poop

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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God bless America, and no where else.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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i'm not gay

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Anti Joke

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