What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

The Holocaust

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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