Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

What's 9+10=? 19

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

...NO.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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