Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Anti Joke

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