Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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YOLO

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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Civil Rights.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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