What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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poop

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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haha, you're an orphan

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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