Nothing yet CC

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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womens rights

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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That's Racist

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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