Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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