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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

I have no ideas.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

whats better than 24................. 25

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

a catholic priest and a young boy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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