- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

what happens during a climax apples

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

The Holocaust

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Knock Knock. Come in.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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