- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Farts smell bad!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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