- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

i like tits

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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