- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

asparagus

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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