- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

i love huge wieners.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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