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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

It burns when I pee sometimes.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

women's rights

shea kisses a girl

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

It burns when I pee sometimes.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Flab

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