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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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