What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Please spell dyslexia.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Ken wins!

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Roses are red Violets are penis

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

Will you marry me?

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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