Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Anti Joke

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