Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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The Bible

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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