- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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