B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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women

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Hashtag

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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