Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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your mom

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Hippopatomous!

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Anti Joke

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