- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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