Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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