- Anti Joke

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Fire extinguishers are sexy.