There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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