Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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