whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Anti Joke

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