Woman's rights

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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asparagus

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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