Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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