The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Knock Knock Come in

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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this is a joke

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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