D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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what do you call a black man named mike

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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