One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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