Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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