What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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